August 2nd, 2004
|swimmy||02:32 pm - For the Bubba Ho-Tep fans|
"My dick was out and I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife Priscilla and bust it by jackin' off. But I hadn't had a hard-on in years, so I just burned that shit off with my xxfuckingawesomefirechinxx instead."
August 1st, 2004
I had some extra space at the top, so I added some words.
Then I cheated with Photoshop's layers, and sketched in some color with the pencil tool.
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Current Mood: sassy
|swimmy||02:06 am - More hawtness|
This is a contribution from a livejournal-less friend.
Keep 'em coming, guys! This is bitchin' so far.
July 31st, 2004
You know, "hot buttered chin" really turns me on. I mean, butter is a lubricant, and when I read those words, all I can think of is Bruce Campbell's beautiful fucking awesome fire chin, er, lubed up and ready to go.
Does this count as erotic Bruce Campbell chin-fan fic? Because, well, this is the best I can come up with without feeling like a fetishist.
Just looking at that picture makes me fear the chin. I just hope I never anger him, you know?